Celtic aren't penny-pinchers any more and are right not to splash cash on John McGinn - Michael Gannon

Some slaggings are hard to shift. It’s like the old gag about the fellow complaining about his nickname.

He’s talking to his mate in the boozer and moans, I built this pub but do they call me Mick the Builder? No.

I make bread for the town but do they call me Mick the Master Baker? Nope.

I ran in to a burning 
hospital and rescued dozens of patients but is it Mick the Lifesaver? No chance.

But you s*** one sheep ...

It’s a bit like that when it comes to...
source: Daily Record

2018-07-22 10:05
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