I would choose a map over a sat nav any day – Blaise Tapp

I have a long list of them which, among others, includes Audi drivers; teenagers or anybody that doesn’t remember Top of the Pops; those who use the phrase ‘back in the day’; and people I don’t know who address me as ‘mate’. ‘Sir’ will do.

But right at the very top of my own Room 101 wishlist comes the dreaded sat nav, a device that has reduced the car driving population to a mere shadow of its former self.

For many years I refused to get one, regarding it as an...
source: Portsmouth.co.uk

2019-02-22 17:35
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